profile! Check out my other blogs: I Must Do This Daily Rolls talk!All entries are strictly my personal opinion. May be related to those alive or dead but I say what I say, not making anything up, cos' it must have had bothered me physically or emotionally, or had given me that infinite grin on my face that I just had to pen it down. I meant no harm.affiliatesfotopages friendster modern furniture modern bedroom designer: x Subscribe to View My Stats archivesMay 2003 June 2003 July 2003 September 2003 October 2003 November 2003 December 2003 January 2004 February 2004 March 2004 April 2004 May 2004 June 2004 July 2004 August 2004 September 2004 October 2004 November 2004 December 2004 January 2005 February 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 |
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Hitler And ERP Woes (Singapore)
This is too freaking hilarious!!
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Peng-San! (faint)
They got down and dirrrrrty!!
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Tools Down...
We had this event on Thursday 15 May in some clubhouse in Bukit Batok organised by our parent company. We had mass aerobics, Captain's Ball tournament (pretty dramatic one, I must say) and speech by the big man (of the parent company, not ours). I spent hours to create this and I'm friggin' proud of it and here I go, showing it off for the world to see :P I will be uploading the photos somewhere... sometime this week.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Professor Layton And The Perpetual Torment
This . Is . The . Awesome .  Click for bigger view
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Like OH MY GAWD!
    Labels: funny, games, singapore
Sunday, January 06, 2008
You like?
Create Fake Magazine Covers with your own picture at MagMyPic.com Subscribe to Rolling Stone Magazine at an 86% discount!
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Jamie Lynn speaks about her pregnancy
Zoey 10101.... *LOL* Labels: funny
Monday, December 24, 2007
12 days eh? Gimme 5 will do!
Happy Holidays everyone!
Sunday, July 29, 2007
22.5 hr : DDK3rd 2 Guitar Hero Geeks
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVOURITE WACKIEST HAIRDO HERE!  Labels: blogathon07, funny
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Well...
 Free Online Dating from Mingle2 BUT!!! 87% Free Online Dating from Mingle2
Monday, June 04, 2007
Teenage Mutant Rennaisance Artist
Got this as I played around with my StumbleUpon... LOL!  Labels: funny
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Ms Simpson got in the wrong car
I had wanted to post this sooner if Blogger hadn't been so anal. Its just too hilarious! Eff-ing blondes! Labels: funny
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
I WANT MY MONEY!!
This is too cute! Oh, cuteness start on the 30sec mark. If you can't view the video, click HERE. Labels: funny
Pumping ovaltine?
Haha... I've watched it at least 3 times to make sure but this is awesome! I present to you India's very own Michael Jackson in Thriller. Labels: funny
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
i WANNA LOVE YOU iN A CAR
January: i WANNA TOUCH YOU February: i WANNA DANCE WiTH YOU March: i WANNA TAKE YOU TO SEX HEAVEN April: i WANNA MARRY YOU May: i WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND June: i WANNA LiCK YOU July: i WANT YOUR BODY August: i WANNA MAKE YOU MINE September: i WANNA RUB YOU October: i WANNA SEX YOU November: i WANNA LOVE YOU December: i WANNA KISS YOU Now take the day you were born: x1. WiTH KiWi x2. AT THE POST OFFiCE x3. iN THE BATH TUB x4. ON THE ROOF x5. x6. ON A PARK BENCH x7. BETWEEN THE LEGS x8. iN A CAR x9. IN THE HOT TUB x10. iN THE LAUNDRY ROOM x11. i WANNA MAKE YOU MINE x12. WiTH sTrAWBERRieS x13. AT A GAS STATiON x14. iN THE STATiON WAGON x15. iN THE ATTiC x16. AT WoRLdS Of fUn x17. ALL NiGHT LONGSTRAWBERRiES x18. iN THE DRESSiNG ROOM x19. iN THE RAIN x20. everywhere and anywhere x21. iN THE SHEETS 22. iN THE BASEMENT 23. iN THE BACK OF A CAR 24. WHiLE WATCHiNG PORN 25. ON THE STAiRS 26. ON THE COUNTER 27. ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL 28. iN A ClOSET 29. ON ViDEO CAMERA 30. ON THE TOiLET 31. iN AN ELEVATOR Besides, this is a fun way to learn everybody's birthday. I'm kinda worried as Fahmy's says i WANNA LiCK YOU BETWEEN THE LEGS? What's yours?
Thursday, April 05, 2007
My Humps?
This is soooo not funny. I dunno whether to be angry or to cry but I do appreciate that Alanis' loosening up and having fun (I hope she's having a blast with this video).
Sunday, March 11, 2007
While I was busy playing...
... I stumbled upon something interesting. I've been messing around with Wikimapia for a while but never thought of exploring places I wish I could visit myself. On the map I found the Bermuda Triangle, the Ghost Ship and the best one of all, I found Neverland Ranch! While I'm at it, I found out where Michael Jackson lives. Haha, there's plenty of vandalism on that map and Mr. MJ had a fair share of vandalism as well. I was referring to his messed up surgeries. Feelin' bored, I investigated further on this surgery and found a comprehensive website on Revision Rhinoplasty (which features pretty disturbing images by the way). So bad, I feel terrible for people who had went through with the surgery. This procedure is like an 'in case' surgery when things do go wrong after a nose surgery and no doubt this damage control procedure is required for at least 5-12% of patients who had went through the rhinoplasty. This specialist from Los Angeles Revision Rhinoplasty in Beverly Hills, CA, talks about how a person could prevent going through the gruesome revision surgery again and how important it is for your doctor to identify the risk involve in the precedure. You can view his 'masterpieces' a.k.a. the before and after images in the photo gallery (no cut up nose images present here, so for those with a weak heart, this link is safe for viewing). Wacko Jacko, if you're reading my blog, please visit the webpage and contact the medical center. Your nose is in need of a 'makeover'!
Friday, February 23, 2007
That's sexy...
Labels: cool, funny, games, quiz
Friday, February 16, 2007
Scissors?
Tell a kid to draw a scissors and this is how it will look like!  So, mummies and daddies to be, please teach them the proper way to draw a scissors and according to my good friend, Carol, this is how it should look like.  Impressive? Labels: funny
Thursday, February 08, 2007
Something...
Labels: cool, funny, games, quiz
Thursday, November 30, 2006
FRIENDS in 90 seconds
Laff people laff!!! Labels: funny
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Depressed be thy name
I dunno whether to blame the monsoon or because its approaching the end of the year, but I'm feeling the lowest point of my life right now. Well let's see... 1. I hate it that it never rains when I'm at home but it poured like f*ck when I'm in the office 2. My colleague made me realise that I hadn't taken a day off work since I am entitled to... 12 days! Hence I need to clear at least 5 before year end. 3. I hadn't also taken any vacation. Can I blame it on the backpacking trip I had a year ago? But that was a year ago!! 4. I hadn't met my friends for the LONGEST time. Its like I am so wrapped up around my work, I hadn't been the one to plan anything at all. Girls! Do something!! 5. Lindsay is coming back and I know that'll be the only time we'll all meet up and chill out with each other. After she leaves, it goes back to normal... sad rite? 6. My entries are mostly about my work and colleagues. It made me sound like I had nothing before I work there and I know that's not true but others may beg to differ. 7. My achievements for 2006 is so disappointing, I've never felt so ashamed to put it out there. 8. Vivocity is a very depressing place and its so close 9. There's some guy in my office who's an undeserving f*cker was given a second chance in another department after he was given the boot. If I were him I'll feel depressed right now, like going back to the crime scene! 10. Despite of all these, my bf and I doing well at the moment and that's kinda depressing cos' I know something is not right... Watch this...
Friday, November 03, 2006
Do your ears hang low?
Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your ears hang low? Do your ears hang high? Do they reach up to the sky? Do they droop when they are wet? Do they stiffen when they're dry? Can you semaphore your neighbour with a minimum of labour? Do your ears hang high? Do your ears flip-flop? Can you use them for a mop? Are they stringy at the bottom? Are they curly at the top? Can you use them for a swatter? Can you use them for a blotter? Do your ears flip-flop? Do your ears hang out? Can you waggle them about? Can you flip them up and down as you fly around the town? Can you shut them up for sure when you hear an awful bore? Do your ears hang out? Does your tongue hang down? Does it flop all around? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow? Can you throw it o'er your shoulder like a Continental Soldier? Does your tongue hang down? Does your nose hang low? Does it wiggle to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow? Can you throw it o'er your shoulder like a Continental Soldier? Does your nose hang low? Do your eyeballs droop do they wobble in your soup can you tie them in a loop can you wind them on a hoop do your eyeballs droop! Do your ears stretch wide? Do they reach from side to side? Can you use them as a parachute or wings that let you glide? Can you cast a cooling shadow over most of Colorado? Do your ears stretch wide? Are your ears too big? Are they heavy as a pig? Do they bruise your cerebellum when you dance an Irish jig? Can they function as the anchors for a fleet of oil tankers? Are your ears too big? Are your ears real small? Barely visible at all? Do they look just like two peanuts stuck onto a bowling ball? Can you store them in a thimble when you're feeling rather nimble? Are your ears real small? Are your ears quite clean? Do they have a lovely sheen? Did you harvest all the vegetables that grow down in between? Did you wash out all the soil after all your farming toil? Are your ears quite clean? Are your ears so thin? Do the breezes make 'em spin? Can you shine a light right through them like the finest onionskin? Can you wrap up a salami? Do they fold like origami? Are your ears so thin? Labels: funny, music, whatever
Saturday, October 21, 2006
Lookey What I Likey!
 Ah yeah! My boyfriend will be ecstatic that Eva Mendez is one of those people whom I looked like! Hehehe....  Erm... this thingy thinks my darling looked like Sharukh Khan... Hmmm... Labels: cool, funny, vainpot, weird, whatever
Friday, September 15, 2006
Fork me, I'm done!
Yes, yes, yes. I had my confirmation review this morning and everything turned out positive. YAY!! If I'm in my previous company right now, they'll be pointing out 10 irrelevant points why I am a bad employee. My manager asked me the million dollar question... Hazel: We're pushing for you to get salary increment. How much you want? Me: As much as possible!! Hazel: *LOL* Like DOH! Of course I would want much much more that what I'm getting right now. Why would I ask for $100 when there's a possibility to get $200? Yesterday I had a conversation with the Money Director and it goes as follows... Eugene: Fida, let me tell you, those people are stupid hence I have to vomit blood every month to make sure they bill us the correct amount. Me: Eh, don't use the word stupid. Eugene: But they really are stupid, simple-minded people. Me: Wokay... Eugene: Do you know how glad I am to work with intelligent people like you? Me: I smell pay raise... Eugene: *act blur* Me: Wooooiiiii!!! Now I'm vomitting blood!!! Labels: funny, happiness, work
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Top 10 Baby!!
No, I'm not on billboard charts, neither am I in the most wanted list. I clocked Top 10 most no. of hours in my company in August. Yup, me too, I never would think there's such a list. I'm on no. 5 with 172.15hrs. The top spot clocked 204.65hrs. Nope... I ain't competing for the top spot. I have a life. I don't think I'll get any medal for this or any other reward for that matter. If I do, I'll BLOL (blogging and laughing out loud) like crazy! On a more serious note, I went to the polyclinic this morning hoping to find the answer to why my period had been really weird this month and I paid S$8 to hear the doctor say "I don't know" when I asked her what's wrong with me. Actually I'm not really pissed at her. One major reason why I do not like to go to polyclinic is because of the patients there. While waiting, I observe around me and I notice many of them barging in the consultation room when its not their turn and worse, when there's another patient in the room. My eye muscles on the verge of having spasm when luckily the led screen ding-donged my queue number. Just before I manage to reach for the door knob, an old man tried to enter the room. I gave him the iciest glare I've ever given anyone before. Fearing for his life, he backed off. Lesson learnt... do not go to polyclinics unless your GP decides to... erm... I CAN'T THINK OF AN EXCUSE! Just don't do it! Labels: funny, rant, sick, work
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Chocolates are evil!
I just ended a 10 mins laughing fit! I had to blog it cos' I got the whole office to roar with laughter along with me. Difference is they got themselves breaks in between while I go at it for whole 10 mins. I think I just lost 4 inches off my waist... Amen!
Perfect 10 makes me laugh
Can you tell me what's wrong with this station's playlist?  click for larger image I just had to screencap the playlist... I can't help it! Labels: funny
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Spoon Shooter
I made this last night... hehe Be nice people...
Monday, July 17, 2006
Office War
Help... Clifford and I having a battle! Its not looking too good for me. He got me when I'm not looking! Hazel has this squishy ball lying around and now you can see it flying across the office, ricocheting from my head, his laptop, my shoulder, his back, my chair, his calculator... you get the idea. ITS A FRICKIN' BATTLEFIELD IN HERE!! On a lighter note, we got a new drink dispenser machine in the office. There's Milo, coffee, tea, peach tea and I heard someone saw green tea somewhere in there. Ahh... and this time, I'm not the one cleaning the machine! PHEW~
Sunday, July 09, 2006
Buttons
I love watching YouTube users spoofing my favourite MTVs. This one deserve a special mention cos' I think the Poozzykat Dawls are much cuter than the original PCD babes. Another special mentions... Vicky Blacknasty
Saturday, July 08, 2006
This is my appraisal...
... I still hadn't had my appraisal. Grrr... My department went thru a major restructuring that made Clifford and I bite our nails, almost going nuts thinking about why are we the only two who hadn't gone thru the appraisal yet. We're both on our 3rd month and so far had gotten into a few troubles here and there. Haha, we always have problem having a 1-hr lunch. Anyways the dept had been sort of split into groups and some of them adopted the buddy system concept. I myself have a team of my own. Again, I have no supervisor, rather, I have a colleague who acts as an 'advisor'. Also there'll be seat rearrangements in the office and unfortunately I am not moving anywhere. Clifford however will be sitting right behind me and he's kinda excited about that. I am kinda looking forward to the new system in the office. Seemed more productive than before. I am given more responsibility and my tasks are gonna be much more interesting. Anyway I have to blog about the best lunch session I had this week. It was a wednesday and the company was right. Khang Lip, Clifford, myself and Mr. Raj (a.k.a the charger). We head out to Chip Bee Gardens (I think that's the name) which is right opposite Holland Village and had lunch at this gastronomic place called Gastronomous. Haha... seriously that's what the place is called. Everything was on Raj cos' he got a promotion like 2mths ago. AND... the most awaited part comes at the end of the gastronomic session. THE TIRAMISU! It cost like $10 for a small box and it taste like a million dollar, in my opinion. That lunch, eventhough it had cost Raj almost $80, to me, to us, was priceless! Thank you, charger... Alrighty... I'm off to see the parade...
Sunday, July 02, 2006
My orbituary
Monday, June 12, 2006
Betcha By Golly Wow!
How's my weekend? Hmm... I'd say fruitful. I spend both days on my bed, infront of the telly and of course infront of my flatscreen monitor playing sims 2. I played till I can't play no more which fortunately I've not reach that stage yet. People are sick of MSN-ing me at home to chat and I told them I'm busy sim-ing. Hahaha... sorry peeps... this girl got a 'life' to control. *LOL* I have a story to tell. Something happened on friday during my lunch hour. A few of us were chatting after a hearty meal and I had a craving to eat goreng pisang (banana fritters). Raj pointed that one of the corner shop sells the best goreng pisang but he's snobby and will never give you discount if his life depends on it. So they relate to me a few incidents and dared me to go buy my goreng pisang and ask for discount. I got up, went up to the uncle and... ME: Uncle how much for 1 goreng pisang? UNCLE: 50 cents. ME: If I buy 3, $1 can? UNCLE: Eh, you never go to school ah? If you buy 3 its $1.50 lah! ME: Who knows got discount. UNCLE: (This is the part where he lectured me about his high quality goods incomparable elsewhere) I passed him $2 note for 2 goreng pisang and waited for him to return my change while he's still lecturing me. As he went on and on about his business, he handed me a 50cents coin. ME: Uncle, If I buy 2 goreng pisang, it'll be a dollar. UNCLE: Oops sorry. ME: See lah, ask you to go to school dowan! I walked away as I left him dumbfounded. I got a mental applause from my colleagues sitting by watching intently at the 'mini drama' I sketched. My goreng pisang had never tasted so good! Oh by the way, SOUL PLANE is awesome!
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Ma Tunes...
Stolen from my good 'ol friend, Li-En Instructions: Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. NO CHEATING. How does the world see you? B2K feat. Fabulous - Bada Boom Hahaha... I'm explosive alright! Will I have a happy life? Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Revenge of the Sugar Plum Fairy Ah... brutal I tell ya... good song though What do my friends really think of me? Silverchair - The Greatest View LOL Yeah I heard that a lot! Do people secretly lust after me? My Chemical Romance - To The End Woah... that much huh? *sings* If you marry me, Would you bury me? Would you carry me, To the end? How can I make myself happy? Amanda Perez - Angel *sings* Cos' all I do... is cry (YIKES!) What should I do with my life? Dexy Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen *sings* Come on Eileen, Oh I swear (well he means) Ah come on let's, take off everything (DOUBLE YIKES!!) Will I ever have children? Saigon Kick - Love Is On The Way Step 1 to achieving that What is some good advice for me? Christina Millian - Dip It Low I'll dip it, baby, as low as I can... How will I be remembered? Akon - Lonely Yikes! But why?? What is my signature dancing song? Missy Elliot - For My People Oooh... I'm grooving already! What do I think is my current theme song? Alanis Morrisette - That I Would Be Good Errr.... wokay What does everyone think my current theme song is? Michelle Branch - Goodbye To You Why would I say that? What song will play at my funeral? Ray J & Lil' Kim - Wait A Minute I prayed really hard that this song would be a good one and I got this! I'm dead! Its too late! What type of men / women do you like? Monifah - Touch It (Dirty Remix) *sings* Do you really wanna touch it? Do you really wanna mess with me tonight What is my day going to be like? My Chemical Romance - Im Not Okay (I Promise) Ah damn... not good, I promise!
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Stay-Left-Front-Right-Back...
This is like my favourite moment from Fresh Pince of Bel-Air and its on YouTube! My God... its been ages since and this clip never gets old! Also check out the dance evolution clip here. Its hilarious, I tell ya!
Sunday, May 21, 2006
I HAD SEX WITH AN IPOD BECAUSE I WAS HIGH
Pick the month (number) you were born on: 1----i shot a 2----i gave a lap dance to 3----i smacked 4----i sang to 5----i fell in love with 6----i murdered 7----i gave my number to 8----i humped 9----i choked on 10---i bitched out 11---i had sex with 12---i ate a Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------a homeless guy 2-------your mom 3-------a banana 4-------a fork 5-------a mexican 6-------a gangster 7-------a condom 8-------an ipod 9-------a stuffed animal 10-------a goat 11-------my dog 12-------my dad 13-------the computer 14-------my science teacher 15-------my neighbor 16-------myself 17-------a jones soda 18-------a llama 19-------my best friends boyfriend 20-------a paperclip 21-------a permenant marker 22-------a policeman 23-------a ninja 24-------a baseball bat 25-------my pshyciatrist 26-------my brother 27-------my sister 28-------a football player 29-------a dvd player 30-------a pickle 31-------my cell phone Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing: White------Because i was high. Black-------Because I was drunk. Pink--------Because im a homosexual. Red---------Because the voices told me to. Blue--------Because i cant control myself. Green------Because I hate myself. Purple------Because Im naked. Gray--------Because thats how i roll. Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange----Because i hate my family. Other-------Because that's how I roll. none------Because im sexy and i do what i want Haha... what's yours? Labels: cool, funny, games, quiz
Thursday, May 18, 2006
Pre-Lunch Mayhem on MSN
Rajesh-Shamelessly Sincere clif fida fida :: do not judge a person by their relatives :: hey Rajesh-Shamelessly Sincere makan Clif - HWZ - Oh goodie... I'm a writer too. i blog shhh... hey raj.. add me xxx@hotmail.com fida :: do not judge a person by their relatives :: add me too xxx@hotmail.com Rajesh-Shamelessly Sincere set la fida :: do not judge a person by their relatives :: tks Rajesh-Shamelessly Sincere okie dokie lets get out of this hell hole fida :: do not judge a person by their relatives :: hell hole igloo Rajesh-Shamelessly Sincere |
